Colsen just asked me, “Have you ever gotten the feeling that every time you do something, someone comes and un-does what you just did?”
Me: Miles, you have to wash your hands!
Miles: Fine. You can make me wash my hands, but you can’t make me do it with dignity!!
Me, going through Strider’s room: Is this shirt too small for you now?
Strider: No, it just has wrinkle problems.
Me: Wrinkle problems? Like, it needs to be ironed?
Strider: Yeah, that.
Miles, riding in a wheelbarrow: It’s been ages since I’ve done this! It makes me feel 10 years younger!