French kissing

Before we started school this morning, Miles asked me if he could "French kiss" me.  I immediately recoiled and answered that that is completely inappropriate.

Then I paused, and asked him, "Do you know what French kissing is?"

"No, I don't think so," he answered.

"Do you WANT to know?" I asked.

He insisted he did, so I explained it to him (and his innocence was lost forever).

Then he said, "Oh, THAT's not what was I trying to do!  I was just trying to kiss you like French people do, you know, where they kiss on both cheeks!"

So we did that.  :)