The danger seeker

 Miles:  Well, you were right, Mom.  I fell out there, but I caught myself so I didn't get too hurt.

Me: Why did you even go out there when I just told you it's too icy??

Miles:  Cuz' I go TOWARD danger, Mom, not away from it!

Why do I keep getting kids like this? I'm quite sure that gene is not in my DNA.

Here he is wearing the winning t-shirt design for his archery team