My favorite conversation today

Colsen:  Mom, I don't want to get a job when I grow up.
Me: Why not?
Colsen:  Cuz I just want to live next door to you and watch the house for you and make sure you don't get hurt or anything.  I'll just rescue you if you need it.  Know why I'm getting so strong?  So I can rescue you.  I'm doing lots of things to get strong -- like kicking and climbing and running and stuff so I can get lots of muscles. Am I strong now?