Here are a few of the things they said that made me laugh:
Me: Lincoln, are you getting tired? Do you want to take a nap here on the couch?
L: No! That’s not how you take a nap!
Me: How do you take a nap?
L: You cuddle up with your paci!
Kai (inspecting Jinna’s seaweed snack): Is this seaweed? Like from the ocean?
Miles: Yes! But they, like wash it first.
Miles, to the kids at lunch: My mom says that reading the Magic Tree House books means you’re not obeying God.
Me: ???? (I never said that. My kids have read dozens of them.)