-"No, I scored TWO goals in my game... just one was in the wrong goal."
"Is my throat down the drain in my mouth?"
"Thank you, Daddy, for catching me when I was falling out of the tree!"
"Do eagles beat falcons? I need to know because our soccer team is playing the Eagles."
"Mo-om, I have something that is going to make you happ-ppy.... We have underwear!"
"Why is there a bottle of vegetable oil here in the office?"
"I can help you do the consignment sale clothes, Mommy? Really?? Oh, thank you!!" [spoken without any sarcasm at all, actually. My girl loves to help!]
"In our karate class we learned how to kill someone. Well, maybe not kill them. Maybe just hurt them."
-"What is this big clump of hair doing here?"
-"Oh no, there's some over here, too! And over there! What is going on? Where is it coming from?"
-"Did Rayna just cut her hair?!?" [Why yes, yes she did.]
-"Strider did you order a decaf latte today?"
"Dad,whywouldIgetdecafat2:30intheafternoon.Ididn'treallyhavetimetosay'decaf.'It'sawasteofwords,anyway.Icanhandleit,Dad.Caffeineisnotbad."
-"Yeah, no, he didn't get decaf."
"I'm too old to have my date with Mom written about on the blog. Just don't make it sound all cute and everything."
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| (I went on a date with a handsome gentleman today. That's all I 'm allowed to say on the matter. :) ) |
"Is that all you want to write? Just do, 'Love, Mommy.'" [My girl also likes to read over my shoulder as I'm typing.]
ha, we had a haircutting incident here this week, too! Two big chunks off each side around the face. My five year old. I was thinking she was old enough to be trusted with scissors, but guess not.
ReplyDeleteMust be something in the air??
Steph