He has an answer for everything

It's the end of a long day in which Miles chose to disobey quite a lot.  I just sent him to his room with the instructions to "pray and ask God to help you be more obedient."

A few minutes later I started to go up to check on him -- but found him playing on the stairs instead.

I just looked at him, and his immediate response was,

"Well... He just didn't help me!"

What am I going to do with this child??