Of course

The kids have all been earning some extra money lately, putting together some little wooden toys we're hoping to sell at our Fall Festival soon.  So now that there's more money floating around, we've started hearing more squabbling about what belongs to whom.  (Human nature at its base, right?)

I was tired of hearing, "HE STOLE MY MONEY!" yet again this morning, so I announced that from now on any thieves would be required to return seven times the amount they stole, even if they are "just playing."

This horrified the offenders for a brief moment... but then one opportunist was a quick thinker and I found this in the hallway a minute later:

Terrific.