Some questions make me chuckle...
Colsen (as we were driving home from church): I'm tired, so I'm going to go to sleep. Wake me up if you see any bears. Grizzly bears. (short pause) Do you think we'll see any grizzly bears?
Colsen (as we were driving home from church): I'm tired, so I'm going to go to sleep. Wake me up if you see any bears. Grizzly bears. (short pause) Do you think we'll see any grizzly bears?
Strider: What was the name of the stage band you were in at school? Amy and the Heartbreakers?
Some just seem unanswerable...
Colsen: Do you know why this celery always chokes myself?
Strider: Do you think I will be beheaded someday?
Some just seem unanswerable...
Colsen: Do you know why this celery always chokes myself?
Strider: Do you think I will be beheaded someday?
Some are completely out of the blue and I have to work hard to read the ask-ers mind...
Rayna: What size is it?
Me: What size is what??
Rayna: What was her name?
Me: Who in the world are you talking about?
Some are just frustrating...
Me: I made cabbage tonight that has beer and and honey in it, so you'll like it.
Strider: Well.... what kind of beer?
And some are repeated a million times a day and make me want to beat my head against a wall at times....
Me: What size is what??
Rayna: What was her name?
Me: Who in the world are you talking about?
Some are just frustrating...
Me: I made cabbage tonight that has beer and and honey in it, so you'll like it.
Strider: Well.... what kind of beer?
And some are repeated a million times a day and make me want to beat my head against a wall at times....
Colsen: I have to go fix something -- you know why? (Me: Why?) Cuz I need to use my wrench -- you know why? (Me: Why?) Cuz this bolt is really big -- you know why? (Me: Why?) Daddy gave me a big one. And I have to put it on this wood -- you know why? (Me: Serenity now!)
No comments:
Post a Comment